Average Dumbass: Hey dude, Batman is from Marvel Comics right?
Smart Person: No you dumbshit he's from DC Comics
Smart Person: No you dumbshit he's from DC Comics
by Joey1214 January 25, 2009
Get the DC Comics mug.A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.
"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004
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When you and your buddy that you're chatting with/texting send something similar to each other at the same time.
Man I can't beleive we came up with the idea about burritos for dinner at the same time! COINCITEXT!
by d$$$money March 10, 2011
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It stars Comic, the second-best one, Ham, the second-best one, Dog, the second-best one, Snelly, the deceased one, the Turtle, the least-best one, and Red, the best one.
It stars Comic, the second-best one, Ham, the second-best one, Dog, the second-best one, Snelly, the deceased one, the Turtle, the least-best one, and Red, the best one.
Person 1: Do you like Comic Cat?
Person 2: What is that, some weeb shit?
Person 1: Isn't that how every chain goe- I mean, it's good. Go look at it.
Person 2: What is that, some weeb shit?
Person 1: Isn't that how every chain goe- I mean, it's good. Go look at it.
by SHBlaz April 11, 2019
Get the Comic Cat mug.Unfunny comic equipment is when a comedian owns a bunch of high priced audio, video, and lighting equipment for their podcast to try to overcompensate for not being funny... and for having a small penis
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1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens
Why is it that everything Malcolm does turns to rat shit?
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.
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