I Accept The Terms and Conditions

The biggest lie a human will ever make.

I Accept The Terms and Conditions

by Diriector_Doc April 18, 2017

Redneck Air Conditioner

Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan.

Tom said it was so hot yesterday that he had to put on his Redneck Air Conditioner.

by NancyinGA July 6, 2008

Ghetto Air Conditioner

A $10 box Fan Set up in an Open Window. Often by people to cheap to buy an air conditioning unit!!

Man That Leroy is a cheap bastard its 100 degrees out, He got Central Air and yet he got that Ghetto Air Conditioner goin full blast instead!!

by pza97 April 4, 2011

Leave In Conditioner

When you jizz in a girls hair.

'I was trying to blow a load on her face but she got some Leave In Conditioner too'

by Carolla Lacky October 4, 2013

4th conditional

4th conditional appears in your mind once you have pulled an all-nighter studying for the midterm the next day. Once you have went through already existing conditionals, you became hyperactive and invented 4th conditional with your friend.

The form of it is as follows:

If + überpast perfect + would + had + past participle

Überpast perfect is used to describe the action done before the action that happened before some other action. The form of überpast perfect is as follows:

hadden (überpast participle of "to have") + past participle

Once you have realised you have invented the 4th conditional, it means that you have gone bonkers. It also means that you overdid it with studying.

Mathea: "If I had learned for that test, I would have been able to pass it."
Marco: "If I hadden been busy with 4chan, I would had learnt for that test."
Mathea: "What is that, a 4th conditional?!"
Marco: "I guess."
Mathea: "We overdid it, man."

by Cyratos April 17, 2010

Muddy Playing Conditions

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.

Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

conditioning

When one joins a sports team such as basketball, soccer or cross country, many of their practices involve conditioning. Conditioning is basically running (jogging and sprints) that is meant to get one into shape to play said sport.

The other day I went to a 2-hour conditioning practice. Multiple sprints, liners and footwork drills left me exhausted and pissed off.

by Calair June 20, 2007