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When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.
Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009
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Inaccurate Conception

The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary
God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing."
Mary-"What the hell."
God-"I'm gonna betch slap you, shit bag."
Mary-"Okay"
God-"...It was just some inaccurate conception... NOT!"
by Koniliza Rise February 7, 2007
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Connecting Rod

background came from a bunch of guys in a tech school auto tech shop. A connecting rod is another term for a penis. called a connecting rod because it "connects" a man and his bitch together
she keeps moving away so its time for the connecting rod.
by Bubba December 25, 2004
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Concerning

Concerning- used as an adjective as opposed to a verb or a phrase as in "of concern". (Used by new age morons that have no real applied usage if sentence construction.)
"It is concerningthat we don't pay attention to actually learning grammar in school these days."
by Terracat November 9, 2017
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Conception

The act of conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, etc.
Person 1: "Yo dawg, I heard you like cons..."

Person 2: "Yes! I love conception!"
by 6*9=42 January 5, 2013
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sex, conception & pregnancy

when a snake is all alone and lonely and excited he enters a cave. while in the cave he is warm and more excited to he shoots out little snakes everywhere. then the snake comes out. and after about 9 long agonising months all the little snakes come out.
they not only had sex they had sex, conception & pregnancy.
by asir inasub March 3, 2008
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imaculate conception

The faeces immediately after anal sex, coated in semen.
"The world would be a better place if you'd been an imaculate conception"
by pederast December 26, 2008
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