anal compression

The air pressure builtup inside of the anus during anal activity's, that is then released sounding like a fart!

She has too much anal compression, it's always making the funny fart noise that her parents can hear.

by trendsetta420 April 1, 2019

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twitter compression

boobs

jamison: i love twitter compression
pixelslick: fuck you

by hawesomeSauce April 25, 2021

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Columbia Compress

A sexual act in which 2 women put shaving cream all over their tits and squish them together.

Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning

by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021

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Shelby Compression Test

The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.

“Bro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the ol’ Shelby compression test!”

“Bud, you’re sick”

“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”

by Ligmamom September 16, 2021

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A theory that says reality from matter to minds to memes evolves through repeated cycles of compression. Each layer condenses the previous one, creating shortcuts, symbols, and versions of versions. Consciousness shows up when something can compress itself while modeling the world.

“TikTok shows the recursive compression theory in action: a 10-minute idea crushed into 20 seconds that spawns another remix that spawns another trend.”

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions November 5, 2025

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