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weenage complexium

Is a disorder of the male gender. Usually affects men that have an embarrassingly small penis. and have developed a complex about it.
Darren was diagnosed with weenage complexium.
by Kboucher February 4, 2005
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Compliance audit

A term used by governments that are broke to round up some extra cash from tradesmen and businesses for stupid inane paperwork breaches Can also be used to annoy people they think support an alternate government. May use varying guidelines between regions for extra effect.
My workshop has a compliance audit due for Roadworthy's soon and lpg, environment, air conditioning, tax, OH&S and workplace employment regulation. I wonder if i can make it through the year without an improvement notice or fine
by Pippi scragbag January 30, 2012
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completing kaden

A television show produced by a group of teens. It has a fan base throughout the midwest United States, U.K., West Coast and East Coast of Canada, and Australia.
Did you see that last Completing Kaden episode?
by KyleL October 5, 2006
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CoD Complexion

The acne ridden state of your skin after an all-nighter spent eating pizza, drinking soda, and playing any brand new or recently bought Call of Duty game.
Guy One-Dude, I just bought black ops, I'm gonna order some pizza and play it all night. Wanna come with?

Guy Two-Naw man, I just blew my budget on fancy soaps cleaning out my cod complexion from Modern Warfare 2.
by Jay Macaroni November 24, 2010
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Irreducible Complexity

As has been stated, it is a favorite argument used amongst creationists to claim that some organic systems are too complex to have evolved as such.

In other words, it is the argument of "I don't understand how it works, therefore it's wrong."

Ironically, it can be used as an argument against God, too.
Creationist: "You can't explain how an eye evolved, it's too complex to have sprung up on its own. It's irreducible complexity."

Scientist: "Of course it can, you're just incapable of understanding the concept that it takes millions of years for features to evolve in to the things we see today."

Creationist: "Nuh-uhhhh."

Scientist: "Fine, please tell me exactly how your 'God' made the eye."

Creationist: "He made it in his own image."

Scientist: "How exactly did he do it, lay out the steps for me on the precise methods used."

Creationist: "I don't know...."

Scientist: "Thus, by your own logic, you've just disproved God. Fantastic job, let me buy you a beer."
by dumaitisagain October 3, 2011
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non compliant hotwife

This simply means when a Hotwife does not want to go by the documented universal guidelines and or the definition of what a Hotwife is.
She doesn't realize the gift the husband/boyfriend has given her by letting her have sex with other men with no pernicious or baleful feelings emanating from her husband/boyfriend, especially when she enjoys having sex to the max herself. Please note: An unruly and unreasonable Hotwife is bad news for the Hotwife lifestyle , the Hotwife herself, and the Hotwife/Husband/Boyfriend relationship.
I have a non compliant Hotwife who doesn't believe in guidlines and wants to Hotwife making up her own rules and will Hotwife with or without her husbands/boyfriend approval. Of course, this type of behavior falls under a different category and name altogether.
by Michael Dupree' February 15, 2020
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complexuality

A meatier substance than just sexuality. Involves the whole kit and caboodle, not just mere label of orientation. A good noun for defining the "intellectual you," because anyone is more than just gay or straight.
He writes songs that are so moving, they've actually redefined how I live my life. He's also a great chef. Doesn't hurt that he's pretty attractive, too. What an enticing complexuality he has!
by GTGTGT August 26, 2011
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