The Company Smile

When management hires contractors to shove a bunch of power tools in your mangina

Ever since those contractors gave Ryan “The Company Smile” he’s been well behaved.

by GummyJizz August 17, 2018

lala company

An unethical, often tax evading, business run by family members. These businesses think short-term, expect profits on every transaction even if that means screwing the customer.

Lala companies treat their employees poorly, do not respect their time and don't compensate them well enough.

Bosses in such companies are insecure feudal lords, wreaking terror on their employees.

Prevalent all throughout India

Harry: Yo, I have an offer from Jatt Yamla Designs. Should I join?

Sica: Are you pagla, deewana? They are a lala company

(translation: Are you out of your fucking mind? They are a lala company)

by dogememer October 19, 2022

company man

one who is better described in terms of an organization than in terms of himself; one who has been successfully converted from a piece of humanity into a piece of technology.

stubblefield, that nihilist douche, fired you because he is a company man, and therefore has no involvement in the human social contract. god have mercy on our fucking souls; he is an argument against life.

by kagus christ December 3, 2004

Three's company

Old sitcom starring JOHN RITTER.

Come and knock on our door.

We've been waiting for you.

There's a lovely space that needs your face,

Three's Company, Too!

by larstait October 14, 2003

Private military company (PMC)

A private company consisting of highly-trained soldiers of former military special forces such as British SAS or U.S. Delta Force, that are hired by corporations all over the world to provide VIP protection details and are responsible for foreign intelligence, maritime reconnaissance, and guerilla warfare.

A PMC was deployed to Russia yesterday.

by Loks July 7, 2005

East India Company

An English company formed in 1600 to develop trade with the new British colonies in India and southeastern Asia; in the 18th century it assumed administrative control of Bengal and held it until the British army took over in 1858 after the Indian Mutiny

I have no idea why I am putting this definition in here, after all, its an urbandictionary, and this is history.

by IRISHrepublicanARMY December 29, 2003

trust company

An amazingly talented, disgustingly unnoticed grunge band from Alabama. No, they are not a bunch of fucking hicks. They released 2 albums: the lonely position of neutral in July 2002 and true parallels in March 2005. They released 3 singles: "downfall" and "running from me" from the lonely position of neutral, and "stronger" from true parallels. the song "downfall" was used for the WWE's vengeance in 2002, "falling apart" for royal rumble 2003, and "stronger" for backlash 2005. Members were Kevin Palmer (lead vocals, guitars) Josh Moates (bass) James Fukai (guitars) Walker Warren (bass) and Jason singleton (drums). The band split up in August 2005, but Palmer and Moates have recently formed another band called Amity lane.

Trust Company is great.

by Adrian May 17, 2006