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comstocking

1) When a politician hides from an important issue by blasting out a smokescreen of photo-ops and tweets about inoffensive issues that everyone agrees on, like kissing babies and supporting the troops.

2) When you are chicken and come out against a bill after it’s pulled and you don't have to vote on it anymore.

3) When a legislator accepts money to lobby for a bill she/he is also sponsoring and voting for. unethical

4) The unethical act of simultaneously legislating and lobbying for the same bill.

5) When a politician avoids talking to constituents unless they have been pre-screened and pre-selected to ensure they won't ask hard questions.

6) When a politician never holds a town hall meeting with constituents.

7) When politician waits until the last moment to vote on a bill in order to vote with the majority.

8) See also: ethically challenged
He is comstocking on that issue until it goes away.

She is tweeting madly about nothing these days - she must be comstocking until after everyone else has voted on the bill, then she will vote with the majority when it is safe.

He was really comstocking that bill before he finally sponsored and voted for it - he took $153,000 from corporate lobbyists!

She is really comstocking her district - she has never held a town hall meeting with the voters.
by Make a Mental Note July 15, 2017
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south side compton crips

The most notorious, violent, crip gang in Compton California. One of the largest and most known. They are on the southside of East Compton, from E. Greenleaf Blvd, to Long bEach Road, Alondra and Sana Fey. They hang out at South Park and are known for the deadly shooting of rapper 2pac.
by Ca$he$ August 8, 2006
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Compton Claw

Noun. The naughtiest of the naughty sex acts in which a lady in a prone, doggy-style position receives, from her partner, the thumb in the bum and the middle finger (called the Stinger Finger) in the pink. Upon insertion and while inside your lady's cavity of love, you pinch your thumb and Stinger Finger together firmly as if to imitate a claw. Do not inquire if your lady enjoys this...she always will!!!
I gave this scanky hoodrat the Compton Claw and she screamed like a pig.
by Datippa Disdique June 13, 2007
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Little Compton

A scenic New England town occupied year round by hard working blue-collar farmers and fishermen. But unfortunatly invaded in the summer by stuck-up, volvo-driven, polo-wearn' yaht-club-sailin' john kerry voten' rich-kid, YANKEE fans.

A Beautiful Place...So don't forget the little people who grew up there and live their year round.
Stop building multi-million dollar homes in Little Compton, keep Little Compton "Little"
by Ron L. December 28, 2005
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comotose

Passed out. Unconscious. Not going to be up and moving for some time.
dumbass is comotose.
by Pwk October 27, 2004
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french part of compton

a fictional place created in franklin hatchett's mind, where ghetto ass french motha fuckas live in peace with nuukas
"ay, you from dat french part of compton?"
by greenlandnuuka May 21, 2007
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compton

that niggas straight out a compton
by danny-g May 13, 2005
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