The Colbert

The food combination of a whip cream sandwiched between two crispy Pringle chips.

Hey Zach wanna go to Walgreens to get stuff to make The Colbert.

by Artemus, Ren March 30, 2010

Stephen Colbert

Is the host of the satirical fake news show "The Colbert Report" as Stephen Colbert. Probably the funniest guy currently on television. Has a surprising amount of fangirls, which in itself is really creepy.

Stephen Colbert plays Stephen Colbert in "The Colbert Report".

by Camnation January 5, 2007

Stephen Colbert

Fictional charater played by Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report.

That's not really Stephen Colbert, he's just playing the part of Stephen Colbert

by Action Steve December 8, 2006

stephen colbert

1. God
2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report
3. Inventor of the word truthiness

There was this one time when I was dreaming about banging Stephen Colbert, but then I realized that I'd never be worthy.

by CMurr April 12, 2006

Clobber

Clothes, you wear your Clobber.

" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

Colbert Hair

Colbert Hair is a fluid synthesis of dynamic characteristics that drive the success of The Colbert Report. Like the eye on the dollar bill, the hairdryer in Colbert's crest casts a conservative net of hairspray on tyranny. Flowing on parallel paths, the shinyness, perfectness, and mind oozing schmegmatic funness of Colbert Hair blend into a love hate cauldron of bitchslap.

I woke up one day, put my balls in my backpack, shelacked my hair, and said "... damn, it is a Colbert Hair day."

Your friend may approach you, and instead of saying, "Dude, your freakin hair looks tits today," he may exclaim, "For shit sakes pimpstick, you've got the Colbert Hair!"

If your hair is so devine as to shine and protect, then you have Colbert Hair. If you purchassed Colbert's sperm in a can at Walmart and used it as gel, then you have Colbert Hair. If you have been arguing with your inner voice about who's claw-like bangs would work in a fight, a latina or mormon polygamyst, then you may or may not have Colbert Hair.

The other day I had Colber Hair, but I just pulled that shit out of the fucking drain and dumped that schmegma right into my buttcrack just to see what it felt like.

by Cooter86 August 16, 2010

Cloob Rat

Forget your understanding of a Club Rat. Cloob Rat's are underage and in charge of nightlife in NYC. Owners, doormen, and dj's are on their BBM list, and champagne is in hand at the door. Cloob Rat's own promoters like the many fake ID's they have had over the years. Lines for entry are for Club Rats, Cloob Rats are taken in the side entrance to avoid a scene. They know the secret bathrooms, and know which tables are the best. Cloob rats know all other cloob rats and see them every night of the week at the Cloob. They never pay, and are paid in bottles and camera flashes. They thrive off of entrance to the hottest clubs, summer trips at owners yachts, and one night stands with nightlife hottest DJ's. They went to school in NY, and instead of house parties, their 16th birthday party was at LAVO.

Alexis is at the owners table 4 nights in a row, she must be a Cloob Rat

Lucy walked right past us to get into the cloob, I wonder if she knows someone inside? She might just be a Cloob Rat

by Cloob Royalty January 12, 2012