covennial

The children who were conceived and born as a result COVID-19 pandemic and subsequent lockdowns.

John and Marry got pregnant in March of 2020 and gave birth to a little covennial at Xmas.

by KISIN March 4, 2021

Colonial Bootscrape

When one drops trough and proceeds to wipe one's filthy butthole on a public surface, such as a public bench, street, or public causeway.

"Man someone just colonial bootscraped the shit out of this payphone."

"Man, Im just gonna have to get some new undies. I colonial bootscraped right through this woven cotton support layer."

"Who colonial bootscraped the seat. that's not cool."

by Cpt. Fart Koala May 28, 2013

Coronnial

Babies born after 9 months of sports being cancelled because of COVID-19

"With no sports to keep Dads occupied around the globe, they were forced to make the sex with the wife, thus paving the way to a generation of Coronnials being born."

by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 13, 2020

colonial

old and cool. like a cool old car or a building or device or even a person. but it can also just mean relatively cool.

bro, when you smoke that juul yous lookin colonial af.

by nick the stick66 August 29, 2018

Colonial Dildo Supplier

one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo in colonial times.

I'm so bored I am going to just rip that mans dick off and use him as a Colonial Dildo Supplier.

by gtimbuktu105 September 9, 2010

Colonial Murderer

A killer who dresses as a knight and burns the letter "C" into her victims bodies as a trademark.

Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?

Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!

by Nickuhcrazy August 22, 2008

Colonial spring

A bout of warm, springlike weather toward the end of winter; the opposite of an Indian summer.

I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:

1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.

by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017