colder than a snowman's junk

adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.

Fuck me, it's colder than a snowman's junk out here!

by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009

coldnecks

A 'coldneck' refers to those people who aren't blessed with a mullet. Nobody wants to be a coldneck.

Badass with mullet: "What're your starin' at, coldneck?"

Coldneck: "Nothing, man, chill..."

Badass with mullet: "Yeah, that's what I thought...fuckin' coldnecks..."

by Rokken-Ass Jordon May 14, 2008

collie weed

some dank ass marijuana

raymond smoked collie weed on his wedding night - he got high as shit

by mary jane lucifer August 30, 2008

codiene

a prescription painkiller that poor kids use for an easy high. It can be swallowed, or snorted for effects.

dude, we're all outa weed, but I just found some of my mom's codiene. maybe tonight won't be so bad after all.

by purebliss April 9, 2006

coldemort

being so cold your nose falls off.

it's bloody coldemort

by sadassdadaddssass June 12, 2014

colder than a whore's heart

with out feeling, ruthless,

it was colder than a whore's heart outside.
her look was colder than a whores heart

by steve gallegos November 1, 2004

coldheart

The result of the complete disposal and disregard of a male's emotions to avoid mental breakdown due to the irrational and incoherent complexities of the female mind.

Man that chick messed with that guy Brian so much... he turned into a total coldheart.

by Puffy January 17, 2004