Col is an abbreviation of: Crying Out Loud, derived from laughing out loud. Mostly used to show emotions of distress in a text conversation.
by Storming March 26, 2019
Get the COLmug. Chuckling out loud: used in place of lol, for when you are ACTUALLY laughing out loud.
It's original definition is "Chuckling out loud", used as a brief acronym to denote ACTUAL laughter in chat conversations.
Since lol is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it, col is used to denote actual out loud laughter.
See: lmao, lmfao, rofl, lawl, heh, haha, lolol, and 120 for similarities.
Note that this is NOT a filler abbreviation you use when you have nothing else to say.
It's original definition is "Chuckling out loud", used as a brief acronym to denote ACTUAL laughter in chat conversations.
Since lol is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it, col is used to denote actual out loud laughter.
See: lmao, lmfao, rofl, lawl, heh, haha, lolol, and 120 for similarities.
Note that this is NOT a filler abbreviation you use when you have nothing else to say.
A: I just sharted myself.
B: COL
*only said if B was actually chuckling/laughing out loud.
*lol to be used if no real laughter happened.
B: COL
*only said if B was actually chuckling/laughing out loud.
*lol to be used if no real laughter happened.
by Nomad609 July 25, 2018
Get the COLmug. “One time I smelled cotton candy and got really excited but when I turned around the corner it was just some prepubescent fuck smoking a flash drive and I finally felt the same level of disappointment my parents felt on my birth”
“COL”
“COL”
by whorenwithlauren December 2, 2018
Get the COLmug. 
The literal embodiment of "put the cold ones on top" followed by dropping pizza rolls onto another plate loudly at 2AM.
by Gzilla25 June 16, 2018
Get the Col-topmug. 