cocksitter

A prostitute, someone who would take care of a horny cock for money.

Stacey: I used to be a cocksitter when I was in my 20s or I wouldnt be able to pay off my student loan...
Jane: I am not surprised to hear that Stacey!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cockmite

When a male termite mates with a female cockroach, the female will then hatch eggs which are a hybrid of the two insect species. One part cockroach and one part termite. They are known to feed on both timber and garbage, making them a big pest problem.
This insect is called a cockmite.

“Hey Geoff check out that cockmite, it’s a big one!”

by M8y1995 December 19, 2018

Rocksmith

A game made for real guitarists that complain about Guitar Hero.

Guy 1: Dude go play an actual guitar

*Guy 2 plays Rocksmith*

60 days later

Guy 1: HOW ARE YOU THAT GOOD AT GIUTAR?

Guy 2: Yeah I played Rocksmith, umm... *Rocksmith ad plays*

by the legendary old meme December 30, 2018

Cockspit

The saliva (spit) left around a penis (cock) after being deepthroated

"Lap that cockspit up, Maggie"

"There was so much cockspit, I thought it was an eel"

"Oi, cockspit... fuck off"

by timo_cash September 26, 2008

Locksmith

A guy who has the "Key" or rather, the right words and persuasiveness to get in a girls "back door" aka her butt.

Pat got to 5th base with his girlfriend last night, I don't know how he does it, he truly is a locksmith.

by xXXXXXXXXx January 14, 2014

Cocksmithing

The act of preparing ones cock for an encounter or ritual involving the cock. Once a year the cocksmiths celebrate the month of Cocktober which is considered to be very fruitful when it comes to the smithing of cocks.

“Are you ready for the annual cocksmithing celebration?”

“Oh you mean the order of the cocks. Yes I am. I hope i’m awarded with the cocksmithers valiant award.”

“You’re a shoe in. You smith cocks really well.”

by gudy robert January 5, 2019

cocksthma

Difficulty breathing symptomatic of prolonged oral exposure to the male organ.

Example Sentence A: While overjoyed at Shane’s safe return from the front the previous evening, Shelly gasped as she reluctantly phoned her employer, seeking the day off due to another severe case of cocksthma.

Example Sentence B: Is Courtney Cocksthma favorite actor?

by 77B Dalton August 18, 2019