Face Cradle

The face cradle seems to the untrained eye to be a face palm, but is actually much gentler and more nurturing than the face palm.

"Oh, look at Gerard doing the face cradle! He's so awesome!"

by omgphangirl July 13, 2015

Japanese Candle

When jelly beans are melted and poured over an erect penis before ejaculating.

After eating her yellow tail, she gave me a Japanese candle. It burned a little, but it tasted amazing.

by Edward T. Pie May 23, 2018

croatian cradle

halfway between a cultural tradition and a seizure

Hey have you sexy man Marko Zimic?
Yea he looks like he has epilipsey (I cna't spel) while doing croatian cradle.
*sucks caleb weddle big toe*

by Stuyvesant Lacrosse June 8, 2021

kickin it at the cradle

hanging out at one's own house

"yo snoop, what's good?"
"not shit man, just kickin it at the cradle."
"oh shit, let me come through!"

"what're you doing tonight?"
"ah nothing...just about to kick it at the cradle."

by Your Boy Stoops May 23, 2008

candlebasher

when someone uses a tapered candlestick for a dildo.

man, that ginny, she sure is one candlebasher, i'm not lying i saw wax all over her sheets!

by markwayne February 4, 2007

candle

A device used for nun masturbation.

People don't make candles out of sperm any more because nuns kept getting pregnant.

by erokke July 11, 2004

Early candlelight

a way of measuring evening time before watches and clocks became common household objects.

In former times people used to read early candlelight

by William Warney July 26, 2009