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Clueless Tool

A person who is unknowingly manipulated or exploited by others.

• This individual might be naive, easily fooled, or lack the awareness to recognize when they're being used to achieve someone else's agenda.

• They might be considered "clueless" in their inability to discern the motives of those around them or their role as a "tool" or pawn in someone else's scheme.

• An expert manipulator often allows the “tool” to believe the agenda is his (tool’s) own idea.

See: Project 2025

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The boys in Tom Sawyer's neighborhood were clueless tools. easily manipulated into paying Tom for the "privilege" of whitewashing the fence.
by wfb.sage August 19, 2025
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Aggressively clueless

A pejorative description of anyone who becomes angry or dismissive about a topic they have demonstrated a clear lack of understanding of.
Bob: Gotta take my kid for shots today. Man, she hates those.
Joe: Vaccines are total bullshit.
Bob: Umm... why so?
Joe: You're just poisoning your kids.
Bob: OK. How?
Joe: Use your head dummy! (Storms off)
Steve: That was informative.
Bob: Joe's aggressively clueless and doesn't hide it well.
by msmyj July 16, 2016
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douche clueless

The guys who strut around wearing Fedora Hats (or over-sized baseball caps, etc. ) thinking that they are the epitome of cool, when in fact, everyone who sees them is thinking :"He's a real Douche."

That man is Douche Clueless. He is unaware that he looks ridiculous.
"Check out that guy by the pool with the felt Fedora Hat. Ouch! He is Douche Clueless!"

When you brought the flowers for me, not knowing that my Mother just died, that was really Douche Clueless.
by BAD artiste April 22, 2017
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Mutually clueless

/'mju tʃʊəli klu ləs/ - Noun

1. (a) The act of being mutually clusive without knowing with another person going through the same thing

(b) The act of attempting to galvanise all mutually clusive people into being included in the sample space
2. (a) Claiming with a group of people you know a truth which in reality is a falsehood

(b) Feeling the emotion of cluelessness with another person

(c) Procrastination, in any form, with another person
1. Look at all these mutually clueless people and understand how great it is to be included in my data
2. Those 2 are mutually clueless
by Anonymous 298734927384723 August 31, 2025
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