Climp

A mix of Clown and A Simp

YO, ian kasper is being a climp for underage girls again

by poorfie February 12, 2020

techno clippy

a girl by the name of Sophie who always has at least one clip in her hair every time she ties it up.

"Oh Techno Clippy! Is that a clip I see?" I ask with a grin.

"Same with your golden streak." She winked.

by supersmartygamergirl February 12, 2019

oh clippy clip

A phrase used when another person is complaining about how awful their life is, when they really don't have it as bad as others. a way of saying, "oh well." much like saying, "oh boo hoo," or "cry me a river."

"I just failed my math test, and my girlfriend broke up with me, and I'm grounded!"

"Oh clippy clip."

by theobald May 13, 2007

Climping

Spontaneously taking a day off work in order to have a day out with a friend or lover.

Like bunburying in The Importance of Being Earnest, it comes from a preferred destination for the activity, where the name of the location then becomes a verb.

Do you fancy climping on 14th October?

by Adrian Swall September 19, 2010

clumpy

The act of giving or receiving a blow job while on the toilet taking a shit.

Kevin was siting on the toilet taking a dump while Britney was on her knees giving him clumpy.

by deltro August 14, 2006

climpson marc

slag, slag, slag.................

Sleeps with sheep..........

by Mr F You April 4, 2005

climpin

Climpin is a dirty but hillariuos thing to do to anyone, it's more fun to do than teabagging, what you do is get your cock an slap male/female round their face

this girl was givin me head an i thought wouldn't it be funny to start climpin her face with my cock, he he, so i did

by Pd & Gd June 26, 2006