client number nine

1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.

1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***

by wisk March 13, 2008

Minecraft Hacked Client

A modded client for the game Minecraft, the purpose is to provide a cheating experience, things which are hard to do in vanilla, or impossible.

That guy is using a Minecraft Hacked Client, he’s hacking!

by PlaneKLM April 15, 2022

client natural selection

The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.

Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!

by bobo76 November 21, 2013

Hypixel Communtity Client

i hate my life

I hate my life thanks to the Hypixel Communtity Client.

by iforgotmynamepleasehelp May 7, 2018

g2g make some client calls

a common excuse used by faggots on the internet who are getting their shit pwnd

I'd love to hang around & talk about how shitty my boarding is, but I've g2g make some client calls

by skallywagz December 9, 2009

client wave

The signal given by an employee while on the phone with a client, requesting that the people around them shut up.

Marty was on the phone and gave Manny and I the client wave because we were talking too loud.

by Agent SILVERFOX February 26, 2009

Exire Client

the perfect client for #00000 people

Exire Client is destroying the fuck out of 99% of hypixel clients

by sexy hacker October 25, 2023