Clementine

A badass person. One who usually is the real party guy and knows what he doing.

Dude! Look at Clementine! Hes the only one who could do that!

by that-one-cool-guy July 20, 2009

Clementine

The inability to finish any piece of work no matter what the reward offered or with any regard as to how beneficial the reward might be

"i'm just gonna clementine on this job, sod it"

"I know they offered me loads of money, but i'm just gonna clementine my way out of this one"

by Kingwillasa June 18, 2013

Clementine

The most funny French man who is incredibly good looking and a master of the intercourse with females

Oh my god are you clementine

by Mathewmathias June 8, 2018

Clementine

A fruit used by Asians for masturbational purposes. While other races usually use a grapefruit, a grapefruit is too much for an Asian to handle. Often heated up for more satisfaction.

German: I'm gonna go jerk with my grapefruit. Wanna come?
Asian: Konichiwa. No. I'll stick to my clementine.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

Clementine

When a mandarin has sex with an orange it made Clementine. Also one a really common song names for some strange reason.

You: You know Ivanka Trump,
Them: Yeah shes a total Clementine.

by Morphological March 7, 2017

Clementi

Usually is a huge dick to just about everyone around her

Wow no need to be a Clementi

by SomerandomdudefromWI June 1, 2017

clementoni

an english teacher who will purposely torture you with papers out of the wazoo and confuse you and make you want to murder little fuzzy white bunnies
aka clemenphuckker

"man, that clementoni will fuck you up"

by p[][] March 16, 2004