crackle pop

a witty retort mocking someone who says "oh, snap!"

You're momma's so fat, they have an urban dictionary entry about it.

Oh, Snap!

Crackle Pop!

by pwns3524 May 13, 2010

Clankles

When cankles does not capture the extent of stovepipe legs - clankles (combining calf, leg ankles).

Whoa man check Denise's clankles!

by TMoneyID November 6, 2011

Crackle Bugs

Any beetle that clicks, crackles and sounds like Rice Crispies if you pick it up or touch it. Found in abundance in Florida near Disney world.
Not to be confused with Cracka bugs which are white in color, also make noise when you mess with them but usually the noise is all they do and bite less often than both Crackle bugs and chiggers (which are a cross between the black dung beetle and an asian beetle).

I was walking down the sidewalk and there were crackle bugs everywhere.

by Kev1969 September 26, 2017

crackletranton

A horrifically messy room, usually a crime scene.

Person 1: "What's the place like?"
Person 2: "What's it like? It's a crackletranton."

by tinnedTomatoes September 25, 2021

Crackle spackle

When you don't wipe after pooping and the the poop dries into a scab

Yo, last night I had to rip off her crackle spackle before we could do anal.

by Shouldabeengone April 6, 2015

Cackled

When something is really funny, it made you laugh to the point of when you couldn’t breathe or it sounded inhumane.

Friend: “Look. Look! LOOK!”
You: “ Oh my gosh, I cackled when I seen that post!”

by SwitchesEnriches April 9, 2020

knacker clackers

A slang term to describe two homosexual men. Derived from the sound made if two blokes could do each other at the same time, thus making their knackers (balls) "clack" against each other.

Julian and his boyfriend Richard were trying a new position that would enable them to shaft each other at the same time when their knackers started clacking. Their friend Steve, watching, cried "What a pair of knacker clackers!"

by Wayne Rooney April 26, 2007