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crank that dick cheney

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face
by austingale March 8, 2008
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chonees

Underpants; panties, boxers, or breifs; although typically referencing male undergarments
His chonees were so dirty they could stand up on their own.
by Kit Triforce April 15, 2016
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Chinedu

Chinedu is the perfect boyfriend. A ladies man, and probably the only guy that Amaka never disappoints. Usually sweet, sensible, smart, full of charisma, loving, teasing and naughty. He is a no-nonsense person and someone you could count on. His loyalty is never in question.

A guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. He can be a really shy person at first, might take some time for you to get to know him, but once you become friends, you'll never regret it.

A bit annoying sometimes but in a good way. He is crazy and fun to be with. He can make you laugh all day. He seems brave, but a very sensitive guy.

Chinedu strives to do things for the better, hardly selfish, observant and family oriented. Once you find a Chinedu you'll love him always. Absolutely amazing guy.
Olanma: Why are you smiling?
Diogo: I think i may have found a Chinedu
by Grumpy Ned February 5, 2020
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Chanel West Coast

Guy 1: Why is Chanel West Coast laughing like that?
Guy 2: Beats me, bro.
by Plipplop August 17, 2020
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chaneley

An old white man that lays eggs and says "frick"
Chaneley couldn't play Xbox because he had to go lay eggs.
by sussyamongusbakabaddie July 1, 2022
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Chinedum

It's a Nigerian Name that means "God Leads Me", According to the Kalabrians, A person with this name usually has an extravagant, ambitious nature, with a desire for financial prominence. You're aggressive, prominent, shrewd and Ooooo soo independent that it can hurt you even if you don't watch out. You appreciate the qualities in all things Good and Evil. Definately doesn't tolerate ignorance
Wow you really brought the "Chinedum" on that dumbass Sexymanbeast123456789.
by C-Yze aka "Tha Homie" October 17, 2011
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Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney

(np. Richard Bruce Cheney b.1941-)
(aka Darth Vader. Frankenstein’s monster, the penguin, Jaba The Hut.)

1) 46th ‘Vice’ President of the United States, and former Secretary of Defense. Puppetmaster to the early 21st century military Junta George W. Bush. (see Blackadder III and Prince George IV.)
2) (Disney origin) Jafar. The evil Vizir (advisor) to the brainless Sultan, in the Disney cartoon Aladdin.
2) Jabba the Hut (see Empire of Evil)
3) The fat, corrupt guy in the famous Humphrey Bogart movie Cassablanca, sometimes credited as Sydney Greenstreet.

Synonyms.
-(Harry Potter): A Goblin. A morose, sullen individual who lives in a vault or bunker, and is obsessed with money.

-(Ref. H.G. Welles’ The Time Machine) A Morlock. (ie-a hideous, albino creature who dreads daylight, and lives underground to operate the machines that provide for the spoiled and child-like Eloi (See George W Bush).

v. to give somebody a Dick Cheney.
1) (v. sexual slang) To unintentionally ejaculate in a woman’s face. (ie- to accidentally ‘shoot’ somebody in the face. To get drunk, shoot somebody in the face, and then eat dinner.) A slang term for ejaculating in somebody’s face, formerly known as a pearl necklace.

v. to pull a Dick Cheney.
2) to escape or defer from an unpleasant responsibility by hiding in college for an extended period of time. To escape the national service draft in a time of war by spending eight years in a four year college degree program. (See Karl Rove. See chickenhawk.)

3) To publicly miscarry justice by ostensibly taking a Supreme Court Judge on a duck hunting trip, and then threatening to blow his face off if he doesn't vote to keep the identities of your corrupt business cronies a secret. (See Ned Beatty and Deliverance}.)

-to escape or defer an unpleasant responsibility by knocking up a woman.
"Bill Clinton is famous for giving Monica Lewinsky a dick cheney so spectacularly messy that Congress felt he should be impeached for it."

“My rich grandfather established a trust fund for me, where I’d get $50 000 a year while I attended college. So, I pulled a dick cheney, and flunked my senior year exams 16 years in a row.”
by parisofpriam March 14, 2006
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