Choadles

1) Barnacles That Grow On Your Testicles.

Man You've got a bad case of Choadles.
I've gotta get rid of these Choadles.

by J Cobra October 20, 2008

choame

an unattainable object, substance, or act desirable by people who attend lafayette but given to those who attend lehigh. freshman also get none of the said choame.

OOO the freshman get no choame at lafayette!

by Bad Joke Club January 13, 2009

Choad Waffle

A choad waffle is very similar to a twat waffle; in fact these two words are interchangeable. Usually you chose the one you think will be most offensive to the person you insulting. A choad waffle is what you call someone who is acting like a prick/ass/dick ect. To learn more about what a choad waffle see twat waffle.

"Your a fuckin choad waffle!"

by Alice Crowely January 7, 2009

Choadaly

A way to acknowledge a bro or friend is correct, but you still consider him or her kind of an asshole or dick. Or in some cases, BOTH.

I.E he/she is CLOSE to an asshole or dick.

Bro, i CHOADALY agree with you that she wanted you more , but only because you told her i had an STD.

I CHOADALY agree they cut you off, but you shouldan't have given them "the finger" in the first place.

by Fresh Coast Hova September 27, 2011

choaber

Crude word for a penis.

Bloody hell, did you see the size of that guy's choaber? It's a fucking whopper!

by Oi oi! June 28, 2017

choad

Choad, also spelt chode, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word choad however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word choad has three major definitions.
1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.

1) Ducas has a fat choad.
2) Last night your mom tongued my choad.
3) Quit being such a choad.

by ducas June 28, 2007

choad smoker

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.

Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.

by Matt July 23, 2004