crocketted

What happens when you are trying to gather people to go to lunch, and suddenly an incredibly annoying person overhears your plans and inserts himself into them.

Well, I asked Brian if he wanted to join us for lunch, but then Jason overheard and we got crocketted.

by omfgsam November 20, 2007

Rocket cocket

When you stick your dick into your butthole, then you fart it out.

Last night i did a rocket cocket and got shit on my dick by accident!

by Ctross719 June 6, 2018

Bum Chucket

An unparalleled sex move. A dude is doing it with someone, and when their partner least expects it he takes one fistful of raw fish and shoves it up their partner's ass, and throws the other fistful either at their partner or at a nearby wall.

Katy: Dammit, he did it again!
Claire: Oh lord, what now?
Katy: The Bum Chucket.
Claire: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Kim Jong Putin April 21, 2021

chocked

when a woman chokes on a Cock

Wow, I just chocked on that massive cock!

by Nick Gilliland May 29, 2008

Crockett-ease

It is a drunken language heard only after a person consumes 50 MGD's and/or copious amounts of G & T's in a 24 hour period. There are only a few skilled and specialized lingisut that can understand it. Although is sounds like jibberish, it is unique to Western Canada.

"Hey, ageaondsdkn aosdnw aof agejs f?!"

"Oh shit! Yo, you're speaking Crockett-ease!"

by Prof of Crockett-ease August 27, 2006

chocked

When you choke on cock

Wow! Liam really chocked on Jimmy's cock last night

by meatymember November 23, 2016

Chocker

Chocker (chŏk'ə) A chav with aspirations to be a rocker. They generally dress chav but frequent rock clubs looking half chav and half rock or goth. Often the male chockers will mock full rockers/goths e.g. "Eh ah you look like dat Marilyn Mansun innit". The female chockers refuse to cop off with full rockers/goths as they still have some internal prejudices.

Tracy is a bit of a chocker at the weekend. She goes to this club called Jillys rockworld.

by enigmacrypt April 12, 2009