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The Chive

An awesome site for viewing photos of whores. The best part: every girl with daddy issues and no self-respect uploads photos for the world to see. These types of females feel vulnerable elsewhere, but when you put a bunch of whores together, they let loose and show off their well-spent goods to the world.
I totally saw Sara on DAR! I know she slept with every guy on campus, but it's still nice to see her begging for acceptance on the chive!
by Awesome R December 26, 2012
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Chives

A creepy butler dude who will hang outside your window. A potential stalker and killer.

*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.
"So Jen, has Chives been around your window lately"
by Squishy The Bunny January 3, 2009
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Chivers

A fantastic group of people dedicated to alleviating the stress of an otherwise hectic day with daily afternoon randomness, sexy Chivettes, and the occasional motivational poster.
Hot girl: Wow, I feel so relaxed and comfortable around John.

Hot girl's friend: Yeah, he's one of those Chivers.
by Josh Mc. September 29, 2010
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keep calm and chive on

keep calm and chive on -

It is a modification of the phrase Keep calm and carry on that was a saying in England saying from 1939 and still used their today so all the mentalist that say The chive invented it are wrong.
Miles- keep calm and chive on

Peter- no it keep calm and carry on
by A PersonWhoKnowWhatItRealMeans November 25, 2013
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Chive

An hand gesture involving an unconnecting high five across an open space where the fingers are turned down in the motion of a cat paw. Usually used after major bitching.
"You're stupid."
"Yes he is."
"Chive me bro."
by falker0001 November 21, 2009
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chive worthy

Anything worthy of the best website on the internet. Examples include

1: A large breasted woman suffering from lower back problems
2: Epic fails
3: Hilarious internet memes
4: Animals doing funny things
5: All things awesome
She must have lower back problems because those jugs are chive worthy.
by ichivelikeitsmyjob December 18, 2010
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chivel

Verb.
To pay off a debt in a smaller denomination of currency than the loan was originally made in, thus leaving the creditor with small change where he once had a note.
Often the small change, if accepted by the creditor, disappears on trivial purchases before the full loan is re-paid, meaning he never really recovers the debt's full worth.
Tom: Here's 10p for you, Mike. Now I only owe you £19.90p.

Mike: Hey - I told you when I lent you the money that I wouldn't stand chivelling. The smallest I will accept are £10 notes.

Tom: Ok Mike, I'm sorry. I'll never chivel a debt again.
by Matt April 28, 2004
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