Not Not Cheating

When a female (usually) breaks up with her boyfriend, while already having another guy picked out. Her excuse for breaking up always blames the guy for the termination of the relationship. She does this to technically avoid cheating. We guys see through this ruse AKA 'double negation'.

Sarah: "I don't feel you love me anymore.
Guy: "Why would you say that? Of course I love you."
Sarah: "We should see other people."
Guy: "Are you cheating on me?"
Sarah: "No. I'm not not cheating."

And so she sees someone else...ten minutes later.

by Henry le Rennet March 28, 2011

the Cheat

Someone who can eat Pikachu alive, just give him enough soy sauce

Meh!

by hmm September 28, 2003

Cheating

Something you should NEVER do when playing monopoly, but anything else is ok.

Man: THAT SNEAKY BITCH STOLE A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD.

Me: HES CHEATING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

by Elegant Top Hat April 19, 2018

Cheating

The worst thing you can do to a person

Unloved : he's cheating on me

Unknown : then leave him

by Unloved July 29, 2016

The Cheat

Assistant of Strong Bad and we're all glad that he's not dead!

"The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad the Cheat is not dead!"

by Cubie July 28, 2003

cheating

when someone constantly sits there and says you’re their only but non stop has all her pussy whipped hoes in her phone. always coming up with excuses on how she isn’t wrong in situations. basically a piece of shit player. stay far away

caysi is a mothafuckin cheating hoe

by ya daddy December 5, 2018

Cheat

a cheating little yellow cheater from homestarrunner.com

buddabudda-buddabudda

by nameless October 26, 2003