dixie champagne

Coca-Cola in the deep south. A fancy way of talking about Cola.

I was sitting on my porch with my grandmammy drinking Dixie Champagne.

by Trundler Finley February 1, 2014

le skins champion

A person with incredibly long fore skin usually acquired by long and frequent sessions of penis docking or piss hole fingering.

Did you hear about Jared's fore skin? He is truly the le SKINS champion.

by Wolverine Clan November 4, 2020

Champagne Fart

1. A fart that is bubbly in nature

2. A fart that makes a liquidy bubbly

sound resembling diarhea.

3. A truly disgusting, juicy, bubbly fart that sounds as though the person has just dropped a liquid bubble bomb in their pants.

Anna: That was disgusting! Do you need to wipe?

James: No, it was just a Champagne Fart

by Squeeby July 7, 2010

we are the champions

In a recent survey taken in 66 countries and 20 languages, We Are The Champions was officially elected to be the number one song of ALL TIME.

We are the champions is the greatest song ever, and democracy preoved it

by King Of Yesterday September 28, 2006

nfc championship round

The final NFC game right before the Superbowl where any team gets to show up and beat the Green Bay Packers.

before the Superbowl every team gets a practice match against Green Bay in the nfc championship round. whether you are the Giants, Niners, Seahawks, or Tampa.

by TheChavez 14 January 25, 2021

Champagne Dream

Noun. A grandiose desire to obtain some or all first-class indulgences that are completely out of reach due to financial burden or strain, causing either maxed-out credit lines and / or leeching on to someone who is well-funded.

Ex.

Chris: "Wow. He's giving Casanova a run for his money the way he seduces these trust fund women."

Bailey: "Yeah, but his champagne dream will dry up when they leave him down and out."

by ImperialSaint77 June 10, 2013

champagne flush

A champagne flush is a sexual act shared between two ladies and the finest bottle of Champagne money can buy. It is similar to an enema except with a carbonated twist.

First, the bottle of bubbly is shaken with gusto. Next the panties of the lucky lady is removed, the cork popped from the bubbly and the bottle (neck end) is inserted deep into the old hotdog wallet by the other lady.

The pressure of the spraying champagne will loosen up the vaginal canal and flush out any nasty old tampons and semen.

You'll be gushing to try it.

"Oh Gypsy, I'm feeling a little slimy downstairs."

"Well Ginger, I'll pop on out to the shops and grab a bottle of Moët."

"You are going to give me a champagne flush aren't you Gypsy?"

"Why of course Ginger!"

by Very Dirty Sanchez March 16, 2014