A person that has hetero and homo sexual tendencies. He or she is willing to engage in any and all sexual endeavour that presents its self.
Earlier in the night i saw Ryan making out with a hot blonde girl. Now he's in the bedroom with Joe, what a sexual chameleon this guy is.
by The Specimen 9 August 10, 2014
A chameleon jew is one who is a member of both the jewish religion, and blends in with surrounding scenery.
by Rahful March 15, 2007
to look into someone's outbox after taking their phone so that you can copy the way they text, then text people pretending to be them for various purposes.
Claire chameleon texted Jen using her boyfriend's phone to find out if he was secretly cheating with her last night.
by $melon$ July 06, 2010
by HybridFlare June 20, 2005
A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...
Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.
The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...
Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.
The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".
Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"
by Ben May 03, 2005
In the begining of the night she hung out with her rocker friends, but as the night went on being the social chameleon she was she hung out with her girl hip-hop friends as well.
by SanikkaP October 25, 2006
The act of shaming your male partners genital size whilst smacking their face with a dead Chameleon, proceeding to masturbate to them weeping as they begin regretting every life decision that led to this event.
Girl 1: “I heard you gave him a Chameleon Special…”
Girl 2: “Yeah, now he’s in a mental institution.”
Girl 2: “Yeah, now he’s in a mental institution.”
by leer22934 May 01, 2023