cereal

another form of the word serious

Dude, do you think she was cereal when she said she liked me?

by bimini_blue May 21, 2003

cereal hole

a cereal hole is created when a cereal-holer fills a turkey baster with milk, bastes it into a dilated and fisted asshole. the milk is then mixed with cereal. it is known as the breakfast of champions to many hipsters.

Daniel prepared an excellent froot loop cereal hole for me with the help of his mother. I spooned it until the milk turned brown, and then drank the rest from the hole.

by poopSmear November 4, 2013

cereal sauce

another term for milk

hunny while your there, could you please pass me the cereal sauce ??

by yani1 July 5, 2017

cereal pie

a mixture of different types of cold breakfast cereal e.g fruit loops, frosted flakes, raisin brain makes for great cereal pie

mixing the leftovers of cereal in one bowl creating cereal pie

by raka4real September 6, 2010

cretage

An individual who is highly tweaked from consuming a certain substance. This word can also often be declared after a lung shattering dab has been taken.

Amfon: “holy fuck Bradley, that was a fat dab!”

Bradley: “yeh. Cretage bro.”

by Skooba123 November 27, 2020

Overpriced Cereal

Someone who thinks too highly of themselves, they are arrogant and usually jerks to everyone else because they are below them. In the supermarket of the world they are the cereal that is too expensive, get's soggy too fast and tastes horrible. they are not worth the price you pay too hang out with them, or in the supermarket, eat them.

Jonathan is just overpriced cereal, don't bother with him.

by BubblegumPop! October 27, 2010

5 cereals

A "Prank" to squeeze someones penis and ask them to mention the name of 5 cereals. After they have mentioned 5 cereals, you are suppose to stop squeezing there penis.
(this prank originally was created in SMC)

Raidan said "yo lets do 5 cereals to Owen, he is gonna scream so loud"
"Don't you dare do 5 cereals to me"

by the hussler May 12, 2016