Coconut wireless

The Hawaiian concept of the Coconut Wireless is better than a cell phone! It is a wireless and fast way of communicating through word-of-mouth news or the sixth sense.

Example A: Friend 1: "Kealoha isn't home she went to the big island." Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard it on the coconut wireless."

Example B: Say you haven't seen your friend in a while and start to call them and get interrupted. Then they call you a minute later or show up on your doorstep. You are both connected to and tuned into the Coconut Wireless.

Friend 1: "Hey, I was going to call you"
Friend 2: Smiles knowingly, "I know. Heard dat on da Coconut Wireless."

by Smokey Rain July 18, 2016

coconut mall

Only the BEST Mario Kart Track and Music

Yo coconut mall is lit

by peepeepoopoojdkvhnfgjnghm December 9, 2018

Coconutting

When you have sex with a coconut and ejaculate into it.

I walked into my friends room only to catch him coconutting.

by madokatan August 7, 2017

Coconut Shucker

Originally conceived in Houston city-data based off the rantings of a forum smartass, "coconut shucker" just means you're like the coolest thing since Elvis ate sliced bread sandwiches with the Fonz. When you're a "coconut shucker," every guy wants to be you and every woman wants to be with you. And you drink Dos Equis.

That dude Chad is such a coconut shucker... the life of the party every time! I wish I could be just like him!

by AK blah blah June 25, 2010

coconut stall

a slang term used in 90's England protests against the ira to define someone who you want to throw things at, the term usually refers to Ira members.

"see that Irish republican army geezer'? he's our fucking coconut stall"

by itssquarehead May 6, 2017

coconut grabber

a fucking faggot twink that doesn't deserve to right to speak. please if you're a coconut grabber kill yourself right now

- Where's Rico?
- That fucking coconut grabber is playing Clash Royale again.

by deepwoken OFFICIAL December 24, 2021

drinking from a coconut

Consuming large quantities of black semen from a swolen scrotal sack.

I was on this work cruise, and there were so many pairs of balls in my face! All week long I was drinking from a coconut!

by broohanna May 22, 2008