catastrophenalia

Tools or goods used for the survival of a major catastrophe/apocalypse.

Oh look, bobby! A combination flash light/flame thrower! This is great catastrophenalia!

by greenknight04 September 15, 2010

Catastrophaded

When a person is extremely high or intoxicated and is having such a fun time being out of control .they look around and see what a mess they have made because of it.

"Woohwee!!"..look at this place what a mess !!Looks like whoever made it must be catastrophaded damn all fucked up !!

by Missme smile December 15, 2018

catastrophic malfunction

In the gun world a catastrophic malfunction is characterized as a gun malfunction where it's destroyed/severely damaged usually from it exploding. Malfunctions like these easily can cause injury or even death to the user.

A catastrophic malfunction is not good considering a bunch of metal can be flying in your face.

by OhioStateHater December 1, 2021

CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE

A CONDITION THAT LONELY MEN AND WOMEN HAVE AFTER HAVING BEEN DUMPED BY THEIR MATES, WITH NO HOPE OF LOVING OR BEING LOVED; A FEELING OF LOVELESSNESS; A LONGING TO HOLD YOUR FUTURE MATE IN YOUR ARMS, ONLY TO REALIZE THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN.

JOHN DOE HAD A **CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE** AFTER BEING DUMPED BY **THE MAN OF HIS LIFE!!**

by relsyrhc susej June 21, 2023

down catastrophic

You’ve hit rock bottom. The bar is in hell.

Our lives are down catastrophic

by lexiandannie October 7, 2022

narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder

A person who believes that they are better then others, but also believe that they are also the worst at everything.

Yeah I think that I have NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder) .

Yeah that kid Isaac says he has NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder).

by The Goat 16 December 14, 2021

Catastrophuck

A disaster that is worse than a catastrophe. Super bad.

That birthday party was a total catastrophuck.

by Thelevs October 6, 2016