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waxing the carrot

the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.
I waxed the carrot to some fat bitch in a porno last night.
by forizzle May 13, 2005
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Carrot

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU SAD FUCKS LOOKING UP A CARROT?! ITS A FUCKING VEGETABLE
by GlogTheCrusader March 1, 2019
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Charrow'd

Describes some edible item that is stolen out from under you before you can eat it by a red-headed Jewess. See also ganked, but with specific reference to edible objects. A "Charrow'd" object is never returned nor repaid with some like object from the Charrower. Incidents in which something is Charrow'd often lead to awkward reflections as to whether you food is still sanitary, especially when the charrow'd object is charrow'd by means of a bite, gulp, or lick.
Oh, shit! My sammich just got Charrow'd! Damn, I was gonna eat that.
by d-rush November 9, 2008
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carrots in your ear

built up ear wax.

earwax pouring out of your ear.
john "ewww look at those carrots in your ear"
tom "ewww thats gross"
by kay stash July 26, 2012
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Carroll School

Private School for grades 1-9 outside Boston catered for students with language based learning disabilities, like Dyslexia.

Founded in 1967, most Carroll students have learning disabilities, predominantly Dyslexia. Don’t get me wrong, it has a great reputation, and many alumni have gone on to be extremely successful. Most of the students that end up at Carroll either had a bad experience with public school. Every student is required to take a retarded class for at least a year called Language Tutoring, which is when study/decode word roots, suffixes, etc… All Carroll classes are smal, with 5-10 students, but the curriculum is quite rigorous, and has received much praise for it. Carroll’s teaching methods are much different, and statistically more effective than public school’s methods. Perhaps the most prominent figure of Carroll, the athletic director, Mike Kmetz, known as “Coach” or “Kmetz” runs the Cross Country, Track, Basketball and Ski teams. Believe it or not, most of Carroll seems like an all boys school. The girls that go here are sadly quite bratty and slutty.

After Carroll, most students will attend prestigious, yet nasty schools like Roxbury Latin, Philips Academy, or Middlesex School
“Hey look it’s that retarded fag that went to Carroll School”

“Dude Carroll just beat Belmont Hill in Basketball!”

“Carroll is school for retarded folks”
by Kyrietheballer11 March 7, 2018
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Withered Carrot

A reward that has been presented and withdrawn so many times as to become undesirable
Man, that Casino project has hit the street so many times it looks like a withered carrot
by bj63 April 29, 2011
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Arse Carrots

When one goes to a farmers market or large supermarket with the intention of buying large quantities of long, skinny, withered looking cheap carrots. The soul intention of this purchase is not to make a stew or soup, but to place the carrots up one's rectum for self pleasure. Each carrot needs to be placed in the garbage after one use, hence why large quantities are purchased.
"Hey Stuart whats with that large bag of carrots you have just bought?. Are you making a lovely carrot soup this evening?"

"No Steve, these carrots are not of a high quality, so soup is out of the question. I have bought these to I can insert them in my bottom"

"Ohh I see, I must remember to get some Arse Carrots myself when I am next at the Supermarket"
by El_Web October 24, 2012
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