carrot

a vegetable thrown at a nasty hoe who got cheated on.

Girl at school: “did you see that”

Other girl at school: “ yeah that was a carrot”

by ava609 March 29, 2020

carrot

how the fuck do you not know what a fucking carrot is! if you dont know what a carrot is you are a a nonce

look a carrot said jimmy whats a carrot said tommy . TOMMY IS A NONCE

by a60yearoldpedo May 14, 2020

Carroting

A stage term you use when you are about to preform. You get a layer of orange on your face so you wont look pale.

You can use foundation for this or a bad fake tan. Only pale or light skinned people will need to use this method.

You will most likely look like trump. But for you its only temporary.

“I think I’ll look very pale on stage!”
“Thats why we’ll be carroting everyone.”

by Notice_me_senpai July 5, 2020

Carrot

A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.

I ate a carrot for lunch.

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Carrot

A vegetable with a very strong taste that a lot of people seem to like despite the fact that carrots are, in fact, disgusting

Person A: “Hey, want a carrot? They’re good for your eyes!”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”

by Friedchickendrumstick November 11, 2021

Carrot

A mean word usually used by the welsh to describe someone as a moron, as in the welsh language carrot means moron. Typically shorter, more annoying girls get called this as it suits their personality.

Look at lucy there, she is such a wobbly, stupid little carrot, if i could smack her in the head with a hammer no word of a lie i would no hesitation

by Bigwillyman69420 March 8, 2022

Carrot

A promised improvement or change that never happens; usually in the workplace.

A form of bait used to keep the interest of a naive/trusting person.

An empty promise.

"They say things will get better when we the new front office system, but it's just another carrot!"

by Che Guevara August 22, 2003