Girls who eat carrots 

Either this girl has a horse and lives on a bunny farm or she’s an FBI agent who has really good eyesight.

Example:
Mom: The mall invasion got so bad that they had to send the girls who eat carrots.
You: Wow! That must have been serious. They have a good eye being able to catch all the culprits.
Mom: must have been all the carrots they ate.

Girls who eat carrots by Coolcat11:11 September 4, 2021

eating carrots 

A way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob.

i bet that girl likes eating carrots

eating carrots by swiffer January 19, 2006

'I'd eat carrots'

When a girl is so hott that you would eat carrots out of her butt.

Me: Yo that girl is so hot
Friend: Yeah man 'I'd eat carrots'
Me: Yeah dude, for days

'I'd eat carrots' by tcasey70 October 24, 2011

girls who eat carrots 

A female-identifying person who has good vision, probably on account of all the carrots she eats.

God, girls who eat carrots save big on optometrist bills

girls who eat carrots by Professor Bryce Hall April 27, 2021

Baby carrots 

Carrots that have regressed to infancy.

Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.

Baby carrots by coreyoyea March 28, 2008

bandoleer of carrots 

Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.

OMFG i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i'll never get my bandoleer of carrots

bandoleer of carrots by AustinBenji March 27, 2007

[breaking carrots] 

When the male injures his penis

Girl 1: Girl, I killed in soccer today! I kicked so many guys today lol Girl 2: now that's what I call breaking carrots lol

[breaking carrots] by da_crazi_bitch102 February 28, 2008