carporn

The small free newsprint magazines that come out weekly advertising used cars for sale.

Is the new carporn in cleetus?

by Nathanael Lierly June 5, 2008

carpool whore

A girl that uses her charm and abundant bullshit to secure a free ride in a carpool. She acts cute and helplesss. The driver wouldn't think of collecting her share of the gas.

Carpool Whore- I really need a ride. Could you give a li'l girl like me a ride? I don't know what I'll do if I can't carpool with you!

Guy- I sure will give you a ride. You're sooo helpless and sweet. I couldn't take money from you for gas. I'll drive you anywhere!

by Biatchy January 30, 2009

campodonico

1. an author that writes zombie storys involvinh his or her friends in a mall or 2.a great drummer

alexis is such a campodonico!she's been writing storys with me and zombies in a mall! or colin is a major campodonico. he's been rocking the drums for hours!

by crazyermonkey December 22, 2008

cartodyslexic

1. A person affected by a navigational disorder which is associated with impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships or to integrate auditory and visual information when attempting to read maps or act on directions.

2. Descriptive of a person who often gets lost when trying to follow a map.

If you gave her a map to get here, send out the search party because she is cartodyslexic!

by clarkbar May 7, 2010

carpool bandwagon

Your team is having a garbage season, so you resort to cheering for someone else's team that you know.

Girl: I hope atlanta wins.

Guy: But you're a Titans fan... Don't front, especially not because they suck this year.

Girl: Yeah but my dad's a Falocons fan and my roots are in GA!
Guy: That may work in soap operas, but in the sports world you're just pullin a carpool bandwagon. Disallowed...

by cheese doctor December 27, 2010

carpideiras

professional women mourners

The professional mourner, generally a woman, would shriek and wail (often while clawing her face and tearing at her clothing), to encourage others to weep. These 'carpideiras' are mentioned in ancient Greek plays, and were commonly employed throughout Europe until the beginning of the nineteenth century.

by BUTTERDIAZ October 11, 2011

carport therapy

Dealing with the stress and anxiety of life by sitting under your carport (or garage) and drinking as many beers as you can. Particularly popular in the South.

"I'll tell you what, man... Life ain't easy. The wife won't give me a break, I got laid off, my kids are out of control... What I need is some carport therapy."

by SkepticalBaby June 21, 2016