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Calisa she's like the biggest nerd on the planet except..... She's crazy gorgeous and involves herself in so many activities its amazimg to see her joggle all said activities and still have time to come home and love her family and share love between her dearest friends and even boyfriend. She's all around the coolest person you'll meet and you wont regret the experience.
Person #1: Calisa's pretty cool isn't she?
Person #2: cool? dude she's amazing!
Calisa by THE BEAST0811 February 4, 2017
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Derived from the French word for chalice, "calisse" is a common swear in French Canadian vocabulary. Contrary to the popular belief that only Quebecors use it, it is widely used and understood by French Canadians from coast to coast, but mostly in Quebec, Northern and Eastern Ontario, and New Brunswick. It can be used as a noun, a verb and has other uses as well. The level of vulgarity of this blaspemic swear differs from region to region.

-"Le calisse était soul." The fukker was drunk.
-"Et il m'a calissé une belle vollée" And he gave me a swift punch in the face.
-"Pi ca a faite mal en calisse!!" And it hurt like fukk!!
-"Calisse!" FUKK!
-"Attend que je l'pogne le p'tit calisse" Just wait until I get my hands on the fukker.
calisse by J-Y October 27, 2007
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Noun. A Greek name meaning "most beautiful".

A beautiful, agile girl who you'll never catch with a frown on her face. Blonde hair and freckles. She'll laugh with you at anything. She's creatively talented and musical. If you come across a Calista, don't let her go because Calista is a hard name to find and it would be of your great loss. She's a girl that understands more about people then the world gives credit. You can trust her with your deepest secrets.
"Dang she's amazing."
"Is her name Calista?"

"How did you know?!"
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