crappuccino

A poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars.

by zooa November 3, 2003

Crappucino

A really, really bad cup of coffee.

After sampling his mocha latte, Bob promptly spat it all over the table exclaiming loudly, "What is this shit?"
To which his friend replied, "That, Bob, is a true crappucino."

by BILLYTHEHERO3084 November 3, 2010

nappuccino

(n) The act of taking a short nap immediately after consuming some caffeine so that you are more invigorated when you awake. This works really well because it takes about 20 minutes for a person to feel the effects of caffeine.

I am so tired, but I need to finish this paper by tomorrow morning. I'll take a little nappuccino to help me make it through the night.

by Chuck Jennings August 14, 2008

Cappuccinoing

During sex, keep a small amount of chocolate powder in a clenched fist. When you reach orgasm, pull out and ejaculate on the other person's face. After you do so throw the chocolate powder onto the semen and say 'Your cappuccino, sir/ma'am.'

Bonus points if you say 'Have a nice day/Come back soon' as you leave.

'We went for hours; we had foreplay, rough sex and then I ended with some Cappuccinoing.'

'She didn't come back soon.'

by The 413 August 25, 2012

Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces

I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy

by Becks69 January 6, 2008

Tappuccino

An instant coffee made directly out of the hot tap, usually when one doesn't have the time to justify making a proper coffee, and will therefore cope with a luke warm coffee substitute.

Coffee?

We've probably only got time to grab a swift Tappuccino before heading back to work.

by purplewax April 26, 2010

cappacino ass

cappacino ass resembles the symptoms of piss ass, however the difference is when you have cappacino ass its like someone turnes on the cappacino machine.

god damn i was the toilet and it sounded like someone made an express mocha. i must have had cappacino ass.

by cappass March 21, 2009