Cannabis Capitalism

The misconception that the higher the percentage of THC a product has = the better it is.

Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.

Person 1: Just picked up this 1/8 of weed with 30% THC, tonight's party will be wild!

Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.

1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.

by MR333U555 September 06, 2023

Cannabis smokers club

A club that likes to smoke heavy amounts of marijuana and reside in places like wide trees

Hey, I heard you got in the cannabis smokers club!

by Rightinyourmind January 05, 2019

Cannabis Januais

The month where you give up drinking and replace it with cannabis.

Im not drinking in January but instead I am doing Cannabis Januais! Happy Cannabis Januais!!

by thebeerdd February 02, 2025

Cannabis Januais

The month when you give up drinking alcohol and replace it with cannabis because you are a caring loving person who cares about the the mental health effects on your friends and family when you stop drinking.

I'm giving up drinking for January but dont worry I am doing Cannabis Januais, Happy Cannabis Januais everyone!

by thebeerdd February 02, 2025

John B’s Cannabis Farm

A farm with cannabis, THC Vapes, hashish, edibles, tobacco, Nicotine Vapes, MDMA, and more.

Wanna go down to John B’s Cannabis Farm (John B’s) to go hit some bud?

by JohnBsApproach December 30, 2023

Cannabi-Gnome

A person that grows marijuana underground or illegally.

My neighbor only seems to come out at night from his Cannabi-Gnome lair.

by Cannabi-Gnome December 07, 2017

Cannabis Edibles

Marijuana gummies that are sold at dispensaries across America. They take effect within 30 minutes to an hour. It's safer then smoking marijuana, but you get a better high.

I ate cannabis edibles at 420 and within an hour I was totally stoned out of my mind. I was high, had the munchies, and was totally horny. I saw 2001: A Space Odessey, Sesame Street: Bedtime Stories and Songs, and Heavy Metal. I listened to Revolution 9 by the Beatles, Incense and Peppermints by Strawberry Alarm clock, and White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. I had the munchies for Mexican food and Pizza with Coca Cola. I played River City Ransom in one setting on the Famicom Classic Mini. I had a big, stiff erection and jacked off to porno. Everything was far out man.

by Viscount Druitt April 14, 2024