Cankle Butt

When your butt displays the same properties as your cankles. Aka fat ass

That chick was twerking and bumped into a greyhound bus causing it to roll over with all that cankle butt

by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016

cankedort

A sticky situation; a royal mess, a snafu, where you're between a rock and a hard place, in a pickle, up shit creek without a paddle. Specifically, a place or situation that is associated with hesitant, uncertain behaviour.

Also spelled "kankedort" and "kankerdort".

From "canke(re)d" (meaning "crabbed", from the astrological belief that the Sun stops or turns back in its course when it's in the constellation of Cancer the crab) + "ort" (from the Middle Dutch "oord/oort", "place, country, region")
(Spargo, John. “Chaucer's Kankedort (Troilus and Criseyde II, 1752).” Modern Language Notes, vol. 64, no. 4, 1949, pp. 264–266)

But now to yow, ye lovers that ben here,
Was Troilus nought in a cankedort?
(Tell me, lovers who've been there:
Troilus was up shit creek, wasn't he?)
- Geoffrey Chaucer, "Troilus and Criseyde"

"I just got a text that she missed her last period. What do I say?"
"Shit, man! You're in a cankedort."
"What? "
"It means you're in trouble."
"Oh, gee, thanks a lot, Captain Obvious!"

by Seadog Driftwood September 20, 2017

canees

similar to the american goose, the autistic stepbrother that everyone hates. the canadian goose that shits on everyones lawn, steals their food, and fucks their mother. fuck that canadian goose.

is it a bird? is it a plane? no its a fucking canees.

fuck that canees

by CanadianGovernmentOfficial May 11, 2020

Booty Canker

A gangrenous or ulcerous sore, generally found in the mouth. When eating copious amount of salt and vinegar chips it has been found to cause cankers in the entrance mouth and exit booty.

I have to sit on an O-ring, I ate an entire bag of salt and vinegar chips and my booty cankers are killing me!

by Dispatch Diva May 7, 2011

Canklebot

Word describing the persona of Hillary Rodham Clinton. A word to describe the embodiment of all evil.

Hillary , that Canklebot bitch is stealing the election.

by NickHowdy July 7, 2016

ankle cankler

one whos obsessed sexualy with cankles

man1: "mmm look at those cankles"

man2: "man quit being such an ankle cankler"

by sl33pyRoB January 13, 2009

cankles

Where you can't tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat begins. Who knows? That's the fun.

Bill Clinton likes himself a good pair of cankles. He judged the Miss Cankle USA contest.

by The Fifth Floor May 5, 2009