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Canal Winchester

Place where stoners wander aimlessly all day, trying to find enough people to "throw in" some money for pot. they then get blazed behind the middle school er wherever and go do stuff in random places all over town.
Stoner 1: "Dude, what do you wanna do?"

Stoner 2: "There's nothing TO do in Canal Winchester."

Stoner 1: "Well, I got like.. 3 bucks. Wanna throw in for some weed?"

Stoner 2: "F**k yeah!"

Like, 30min later...

Stoner 2: "Duude.. let's go like.. get Patrick to get us some free Wendy's and.. uuu.. what was i sayin?"

Stoner 1: "Wha..?"
by Dallas Hughes July 1, 2008
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Canal Fulton

Tiny ass town in Ohio along the Erie Canal, stuck right between Canton and Akron. Village is officially a "City" but still maintains its biker bar, village idiot, and pointless political babble. High school graduates can expect to go on to Stark State college to major in smoking pot and going tanning too often.

The town has approximately 1 pizza place per 15 people, an unlimited number of places to get a bad haircut, and an ace crimefighting police force that shoots squirrels behind the post office and wrangles cows that wander out into the street.
"Where the hell is canal fulton?"
by adam9911991 January 23, 2006
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Cankles

Calf to ankle. No ankle. Just one leg minus an ankle
Kendall stephens has the worst cankles I have ever seen
by Swagboy1225 February 25, 2015
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Carnales

Carnal= homie
CarnalES = multiple homies.
That chula banged all of the carnales.
by Kuzko November 25, 2004
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cankleasaurus rex

A humorous descriptor for a person with extremely overt cankles.
Dude, if that girl was a dinosaur, she would be a cankleasaurus rex.
by fo shankle February 8, 2010
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Candlelight Dinner

A dinner, usually intended to be romantic, in which the lighting is limited to candles. Lowering the lighting in this manner helps to make the atmosphere more relaxed, and is reminiscent of simpler times before the electric light was available.
"For their fifteenth wedding anniversary, the Johnsons had a private candlelight dinner."
by Mooshington October 8, 2009
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unholy candle

A unholy candle is a dope person who uses all her time watching sleazy slashers and satanic pictures online. A unholy candle is also known as one of the most extremely stalkers, sending mix-tapes with her own breath repeating over and over again to the persons she likes and she always have her victims hair in her pocket.
A unholy candle usually only have one freind, a side kick -that are just like her. The unholy candles want to be forever 12 years old. When the unholy candles are together they wasting most of ther time running around town, watch movies, stalking on the net or talking about LiLo.
MARIA: "A hippie just told me that i was waste of skin, i hate the stupid creative colorheads, i got a bit sad you know!!!"
ESTER: "I know!!! a guy called Cookie ones told me that i was a gore goat."
MARIA: "whaaaat serioulsy, what tha' hack."
ESTER: "you are sooo dope, you are a unholy candle full of satanic blood."
MARIA: "Wanna watch Mean Girls Lilo is so Fetch? btw i have a mix-tape for you."
by †reptilicus† January 28, 2009
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