Canada's History

A sex act performed often by members of Canada's high society in which maple syrup is poured generously onto the crotch of the willing female, who then mounts the face of a moose by holding onto its antlers. The Moose encouraged by the presence of the sweet syrup performs cunnilingus on the woman while the Stanley Cup is positioned below to collect the drippings. Once a sufficient volume is collected the willing male participant dips his erect phallus into the cup prior to insertion into the Moose's anus (preferably before the Moose has slurped up all the syrup). Depending upon the size of the phallus inserted into the Moose, one of two results will occur:

(1) the Moose will become agitated to some degree of insanity and attempt to buck off both the man and woman. At this point, if the couple lasts at least 8 seconds and both reach the point of orgasm, they win the Stanley Cup. This is referred to as the "Two Canucks, One Cup" Rodeo.

(2) the Moose will become aroused, and will proceed to insert itself into the female. If the female is unwilling, a suitable midget replacement will suffice.

Oh, snap! Did you see Steven Colbert and Sarah Palin do Canada's History to Bullwinkle while Rocky watched?

by wizztopizz February 9, 2010

Roofie Colada

a word made famous by quagmire from family guy the term roofie colada is refering to a drink with a roofie in it

as you go to the bar the bartender says "So what will it be a jack and coke for you and the usual roofie colada for your date"

by Big Nutzzz December 7, 2003

Canada

The second largest country in the world, which is unfortunately highly steryotyped. We do't walk around wearing SARS masks and saying 'eh' all the time, or any of those other idiotic stereotypes posted! We've got a very diverse population including Sri Lankans, Macedonians, Bulgarians, Ethiopians, Guyanese, Jamacians, Italians, Indians, Argentenians, Vietnamese, Laotian, and many more! We don't all live in igloos, and don't all hate Americans. Hell, I've got an aunt in Chicago! gawd, why cant all people get along?!

by Canadian and proud! August 8, 2003

Canada Hating Grandma

Hates her "favorite" son because he moved to Canada. Thinks anyone who isn't Chinese is some kind of rapist. Has never been to an actual school. She thinks world war II is going on in Canada. Paralized and stays in a bed all day. Real name is ____ ____ Stick, which makes sense because if she says anything racist ever again I will shove a stick up her saggy ass.

My Canada Hating Grandma just got hit by a bus... #karma

by Your ugly ass mother May 20, 2017

Canadaboo

Americans, who sew the Canadian flag or other explicitly Canadian displays onto their backpacks, when they travel abroad, and pretend to be Canadians. Many American liberals do this when travelling to Europe, to avoid being hated by European liberals for things like the Iraq War, where the US often drag their European allies into those wars and murder thousands of civilians. Or other American things that many Europeans often hate or look down on.

You can often spot Canadaboos in European countries like France, trying awkwardly to mimic Canadian behaviors that they saw on TV shows.

Canadaboo: Hello, I'm Canadian, eh. How aboot we grab a glass of maple syrup while playing ice hockey, and listen to some Justin Biever, eh. Oh, and I just want to say I'm soory aboot nothing.

Canadian: What the...

by Jooduk September 21, 2019

busaba calamari

Signature dish of the Busaba Eathai chain in UK.

An order of busaba calamari.

by Thomas Galetta October 15, 2008

ruffie colada

When you are having a drinking marathon, it is the drink that puts you over the edge.

That shot of rumplemintz must have been a ruffie colada, cause I don't remember anything after it. Ruffie colada--it will make you feel good, and steal a tiger!

by Jerry Bob Garcia February 19, 2011