the cacoon

(Noun) The 13th maneuver in genital origamy. The act of stretching ones ball sac, pulling it up, and tucking the entire genital package into the stretched sac.

(Verb) Putting ones genitals into the cacoon, hoping that in a few months, out will come a penis of butterly proportions.

After tucking my balls into the cacoon for six months, my dicks still as small as ever

by banker July 28, 2006

Cahoots

The sound an owl makes when it sneezes.

Owl: Ca-Ca-CAHOOTS!

by futureflyingdutchman March 29, 2010

cahoots

To be a cohort in conjunction with covert operations.

John Mayer is in cahoots with his public relations 'people'.

Public officials are in cahoots with the oil industry as well as pharmaceuticals. Their motto: 'All for one and one for none'.

by Avery Savina March 25, 2008

Cahoots

When one individual combines forces with another individual to bring to pass a common goal or achievement.

they were totes in cahoots to get Sam and Alex together.

by Daniel Tiger September 6, 2014

Poop Cacoon

Molded shit around somebodys dick, usually done while another person is asleep with a raginging erection, often blown dry to dry out the poop on the erection.

Don't fucking fall asleep douche bag or im going to give you a poop cacoon

by tit hair February 20, 2010

Calhoon

Pass Gas, Rip One, Fart, Flatulance, Cut the Cheese, Stepped on a Mouse, Rip one loose

He bent over to tie his shoe and ripped a stinky calhoon.

by Mr. & Mrs. Poppins September 28, 2006

catchoo, catchoos

Urban Net abbreviation for "catch you(s) later(s)"

Aite G, me outta ere, catchoos l8r!

by Bruce Lee April 19, 2005