Cripple Slap

Tis a verb in which happens when someone or something crippled, gives you a nice solid slap in the face, arm, leg, etc.

The little girl cripple slapped her best friend. "Oh dude. You just got cripple slapped by that girl with the broken back using a walker. You idiot"

by Ziggy Steamboat April 10, 2010

Cripple dick

When you smash a virgin so hard, the tightness of her vagina crushes your dick and instantly kills your boner.

Steven: Yo, I got cripple dick from smashing Makyala yesterday.

Matt: Damn bruh, now we can be cripple dick buddies!

by Joshi Boogychang March 14, 2015

cripple crapple

A ccrap in disabled people toilets

When nobody is the bathroom, I like to use the disabled people toilet to drop a cripple crapple.

by maschinetheist January 12, 2012

cripple nipple

Used in South Africa when you tweak a mates nipple normally done on guys. Girls get very upset if you do it to them. Normally done in a joking manner between mates when indulging in horseplay.

Stop giving me shit or i'll give you a cripple nipple.

by Mr Ken December 18, 2009

cripple biscuits

what one may have been eating prior to a poor performance.

Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple

"John was playing brilliantly in the first half, now he's shite, he must have been eating cripple biscuits at half time"

by Tom Ashby January 21, 2007

Cripple-ish

1. The act of still having the benefits of having broken bones, but being close to fully healed.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.

After 10 weeks of having a broken foot, I still have a reserved parking tag for being cripple-ish.

by Larrydawg64 July 4, 2012

Cripple crunch

The fucking of an individual with an injury of some kind. For example, a broken arm.

Hey heard you crunched that cripple on the weekend. We’re gonna call you cripple crunch x

by Cripplecruncher5000 December 11, 2020