rusty barge

the defication that comes out of the anus while being Tug Boated. (same as motor boating, only done in the butt cheeks instead of the breasts)

While she was sticking her face in his ass giving him a tug boat, he deficated, hence, giving her a rusty barge.

by Roadhouse Bitches August 26, 2012

Bellybutton bargain

A bellybutton bargain is someone who is rather large/heavy/fat/overweight/or pleasantly plump.
It can also mean that someone has an obsession for bellybuttons

Person1:Jude man look, it’s a bargain.

Person2: holy shit man you’re right, that is a fucking bellybutton Bargain.

by Press watches March 4, 2023

Barge arse

A very fat ass; a very fat person.

Jesus H. Christ, look at that barge arse! I think the tide's coming in!

by Skinny July 20, 2003

coon barge

a crown victoria, grand marquis, buick road master, chevy impala, or any other piece of shit car that needs a fucking lift kit to fit the rims on it.

them niggers got caught robbing that liquor, because they used their one of a kind coon barge as a getaway car.

by texas true September 13, 2009

bargwash

Bargwash, the expression to use when things don't go your way, or end up going to complete shit. People find the spoken word of "bargwash" is enough to describe its meaning.

That night on the beach was total bargwash after we heard a kid got bit in the face by a shark.

When John found out Sally was a man, his plans went bargwash.

by klimax32 May 31, 2006

con barge

A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.

"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"

"OH MY EYES!!!"

"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"

by Jorge Chao January 25, 2006

bargoyle

noun.
A patron who is ever so frequently found at a particular pub, lounge, bar, etc. as to become an ornamental fixture.

"That drunken asshat is nothing more than a Friday night bargoyle!"

by etronthemachinehat March 2, 2010