buttlickian

someone who licks butts, also known as a 'buttlick'

lol ur a buttlickian...

by vivakhoaldsnlj August 11, 2006

buttpocket

the back pocket of a pair of jeans.
vernacular on the east coast.

person 1: where did i leave my keys? they were just here!
person 2: did you check your buttpocket?
person 1: hey, thanks! here they are!

by Biskatti December 29, 2009

buttwich

when you get the usual contents of a sandwich, ie. cheese and ham and shove it in your butt cheeks for your best pal or whoever to eat

hey man, put the bread down and shove that egg mayo in my arse crack, we're making a buttwich up in here!

by buttface the 3rd October 14, 2011

chicago buttlicker

When a girl sings the song from the musical Chicago and proceeds to clean out your butt

Oh that girl was a Chicago buttlicker! She totally cleaned me out!

by Lovemuffinmclovin December 10, 2013

buttdick

Someone who is such a dick and an asshole that the two are combined for convenience and being able to kill two birds with one stone. Also, those that are labeled buttdicks are the kind of people who are so lame that it is not worth expending the mental energy to come up with two separate insults for their general state of being. Like my history, journalism, and public speaking teacher in highschool told me, "Why use two when one will do."

"I saw kip at the party last night. He was wearing his tevas with white socks, a tank top and some wrap around Oakley razors. He kept pulling off of a bottle of cheap tequila and slapping the ladies on the ass while saying, "hey babe, the name is Kip, in your case, you can call me the Kipper or something like that. Despite the fact that he is one of the biggest buttdicks on the planet, I noticed his mullett was filling in nicely."

by Martin Throttle November 23, 2006

buttpirate

1. (verb) To constantly 'brown-nosing', or kissing the ass of another to the point of annoyance.

2. (noun) Someone who constantly brown-noses or kisses the ass of another to the point of annoyance

2. (adj) A derogatory slang term for a homosexual.

1. I wish he'd quit buttpirating me. He's so not going to get the promotion.

2. He's such a buttpirate. That's half the reason I wont' share the money with him.

3. What a buttpirate. I hope he doesn't make any moves on any guys in front of me.

by Meghan January 5, 2004

buttpacker

some one who packs it in the butt usually gay

your mom is such a buttpacker

by buttpacker101 December 5, 2011