Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.

"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020

Buttering the Popcorn

The cum covered body of the person in the center of an orgy.

Friend: Dude, where were you last Friday?

You: We were buttering the popcorn in the locker room.

by Themadpotato55 May 24, 2017

Nipple buttering

The buttering of the nipple and/or surrounding skin. This serves as a moisturizer and lubricant for sexual activities.

The couple found the practiced 'nipple buttering' technique provided the most pleasurable sexual experience.

by TheNippleButterer November 26, 2013

Buttering the toast

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast

by asian4hire December 5, 2016

buttering the potatoes

the term for wacking off, or masturbating then cum trickles on to your balls and thus, coating them with sperm

"oh man, I saw that porno mag last night, it had me buttering the potatoes."

by sir wacks a lot June 24, 2009

buttering the bagel

kind of like waxing the carrot . . . but more like punching the clown, really.

dashboard confessional sounds like my neighbor buttering the bagel.

by mickey bien September 24, 2006

buttering

Doing a 360 around your thumb with a pen, marker, pencil, or other writting utensil. Although difficult to get down at first, it becomes second nature to butter around 7 times in a row.

English was slow today, so I was buttering with my pen for twenty minutes and got 15 in a row.

by gone laggs May 4, 2010