buttato

Buffalo potato hybrid. Like GLaDOS from Portal except with a buffalo.

You're such a buttato you slimy bastard.

by waldoodlaw May 29, 2016

Mashed Buttatoes

Cuddling position where both partners are facing opposite directions and cuddle up their backsides... pushing together butt-to-butt.

It was a hot evening so instead of spooning we mashed buttatoes

by 72886 September 19, 2019

Buttface

a stupid, heartless, usually rude individual that has no regard for anyones feelings but their own.

Mikey"yo bro, you still talkin to your german exchange friend?"
Luke" naw bro, shes not responding to any of my messages, i even sent her a letter"
Mikey"man bro that sucks"
Luke" Yeah, Katie is such a Buttface "

by Alias- Mike Wilt December 7, 2010

Buttfacing

The act of providing oral gratification to your female partner from stem to stern while she lays spread eagle on her stomach and youre laying between her legs, also on your stomach. MUST be a female reciepent as preforming this act on a male may result in an unfortunate teabagging incident. This term is self explanatory and is ideal for any man with an oral fixation who likes the sensation of warm butt cheecks blocking his vision, or any woman who wants both ends of her taint thoroughly primed.

Hey Baby, roll over onto your belly so I can get to buttfacing you from your happytrail to the small of your back

by kokonuts August 26, 2009

ButtFace

A FaceTime buttdial

My girlfriend keeps her phone in her back pocket and with that sweet bootie she often ButtFaces me without knowing.

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by Billy Winters February 27, 2014

buttrat

A derogitory term indicating that the subject is engaged in homosexual or heterosexual anal intercourse

The pornstar in the movie "All anal" is such a buttrat

by Mark May 28, 2003

ButtFarmer

One who cultivates females' asses

> I love being a buttfarmer because I appreciate a nice, tight female ass so much!

> A buttfarmer's work is never done, but the reward of having cultivated asses that you can bounce a dime off of is worth it.

by McPhatty April 26, 2006