Butt-tang

(Noun) The bitter taste and/or flavor that can be found on both the tongue of a person who has just given someone anilingus as well on/in the asshole of the person who has just received the anilingus. The undesirable taste is the direct result of the slovenly, unwashed receiver not making any effort whatsoever at personal hygiene, specifically washing their nasty ass.

James tried to somehow put the horrible and pungent taste of butt-tang from his mouth but he was not being very successful at it. He barely recalled licking Betsy's asshole in a night of drunken and horny revelry. At times he ran to the to the restroom on the verge of vomiting. 'That nasty-ass bitch' he thought.

by Nikki Stixx September 16, 2020

Butt-Stabbing Bandit

The name is quite self-explanatory, but don't let that make you thing you know everything you need to about the Butt-Stabbing Bandit. He is a ferocious monster that crawled out of hell itself, hungering for one thing; butt-related injuries.

If you are a guy, imagine having dozens of miniature testicles up your bum. Now picture them all bursting with the brutal stab of a 220 lbs. man and his full force punch of a 5 inch rusty carbon steel tactical knife. If you are a woman, well, I don't know how to relate it to you. So just imagine something really bad up your butt. Like childbirth! That's it, imagine you are giving birth in your ass. But...it reverses, I guess. Whatever.
This is the dark reality of few Americans. This occurrence is rare, and only seldom caught on tape. The side effects of an attack by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit include:
-Bleeding (duh)
-Crying
-Feeling of extreme pain
-Loss of bowel control (eww)
-Nightmares
-Depressing
-Rage
-More crying
-Anxiety

Note: One of the main results of an assault by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit results in the possible change in sexuality. The first stab changes you to the sexuality opposite from your original one. The second changes you back. And so on and so forth, leaving you at the mercy of if he stabs you an odd or even number of times.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to you? We haven't seen you in weeks! I called your house, but all your roommate said was that you were in the hospital.
Guy 2: Nothing, man, nothing. *Starts to walk away, revealing the intensive bandage wrapping on his ass-region.
Guy 1: What's up with your ass, man?
Guy 2: I was.. I got attacked by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit, okay?!? Happy now?
Guy 1: Holy shit, dude... I had no idea. I'm sorry, like, I don't know what to say.
Guy 2: Just go, man. *Dark black and white flashback of attack* *Tear roles down cheek*
Guy 1: You okay?
Guy 2: Just go....

by JasperRide March 29, 2015

spicy butt

(n.) - An uncomfortable and burning bowel sensation resulting from the intake of spicy foods.

After eating the spiciest order of pan roast, the guy came down with the worst case of spicy butt later that night.

by Kaytan September 23, 2011

Robust Butt Thrust

A vigorous pelvic thrust during anal sex

Juan split me in half with his Robust Butt Thrust

by GoddardShweizel April 21, 2017

Butt blanket

Pants.

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.

by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

Fuzzy butt

Name for a man who shaves his entire body except for his butt.

Whoa, judging by your fuzzy butt, you must be one hairy dude.

by Luv my fuzzy butt January 14, 2016

Butt wheezing

This occurs when the Anus is dilated so flatulence escapes with a wheezing breezy sound.

Ben Dover found that when he was getting an enema, his flatulence sounded like butt wheezing.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016