Bavarian Butt Plug

A raging twat waffle named Brenda who calls everyone gay all the time and rips ass like a fucking mammoth.

This Bavarian butt plug shit herself while popping a squat to drop a nose hair burning ass bomb.

by Texan bastard June 28, 2019

Butt plug

Someone who is not funny, not chill, and doesn't bring anything to the table when hanging out.

"Yo, can Vladmir come too?"
"No way! Do not bring that butt plug."

by MKkiller914412 May 2, 2016

Butt Plug

Cav Scout Lollipop

Did you see the size of that Cav Scout lollipop that he had lodged in his butt? That was the biggest butt plug I ever saw.

by TucsonCal December 23, 2023

Cincinnati Butt-Plug

A sex act involving the capturing of cicadas or other docile humming native insects, that are collected and then put into a condom or similar prophylactic and inserted into the anus for pleasure.

The humming of the insects acts as a natural source of vibration.

Jim, I think we need to refill the cicadas in this Cincinnati Butt-Plug. They died.

by becheMal444 June 9, 2024

Butt Plug Farm

A Farm/Camp ground where visitors camp in a remote rural area and proceed to vigoursly Butt plug the camp host at will, with total disregard for any part of the camp hosts well being and especially health.

Did you see that group of campers from Nixa, Missouri. They are really butt plugging the camp host Ian. Yea I sure did Paula and it looks like that group of Texans is up next. Guess when it comes to Butt Plug Farming all those years of self castration being told your born in Sin really sets itself free. Maybe thats why the South has the highest rate of Adultery in the US and A.

Ted Cruz: Wow wo wee wa Ian, those Alabamaians really butt plugg farmed you today.
Ian: huh, What?

Chelsea Clinton: Watch out Ian those rabid Russians aren't wearing masks and looks like there stoli's will be going up the ole corn hole chute in this butt plug farming session.

Donald Trump: Only I can butt plug farm the camp host Ian the best. Ian will definitely get his fair share of Butt plug farming once we build a wall around him my friends.

Joe Biden: huh, what? Farm huh?
Ian: huh, what?

by Bobby Ross Jr May 10, 2021

Wisconsin Butt Plug

When you eat too much cheese and get constipated

"Dude, eating at that fondue place really gave me a Wisconsin Butt Plug."

by MDooles11 January 19, 2023

Alabama Barbie Doll Butt Plug

When you use a HMD Barbie 4G Flip Phone (4GB) Tracfone Prepaid - Pink as a butt plug, and someone calls the phone mid-anal plug. Other definition = When you use a barbie doll, and insert it into you and your partner's anal cavity. A double dookie hole dildo.

I fucked a bitch with a Alabama Barbie Doll Butt Plug and she filed a restraining order

by Jambles14146 July 30, 2025