brunstrom

The act of always talking about girls (usually young) but never acting on the words due to lack of charm/shyness/hyper-controlling girlfriend

Derek - "Woah guys, check out that hot piece of ass doing her A-levels. I'd plough that like a freshly grown field"

Guys - "Shut up Derek, every time your girlfriend goes away you go all brunstrom on our asses. Cut it out and get back to tickling your bald eagle"

by The EXIT Wolfpack March 20, 2011

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bumsteer

1. Directions given that end up being incorrect or roundabout.

2. Placing one's buttocks on the car steering wheel, and using this as a method for navigating the car.

"Let me tell you the way" Bob said. Five minutes later, when Bob led them down a dead end street, he realised he'd taken his party on a bit of a bumsteer.

by lauzypants March 31, 2009

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Onion Buns

The most beautiful ass known to mankind. So nice that it will in fact make a grown man cry.

When i saw them onion buns it brought a tear to my eye.

by JRod H. February 7, 2007

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Bulstuous

A quality of transcendent magnitude asskickingness. That in comparison to which all else is infinitely small and, furthermore, limp. Although, being transcendent, the bulstuous can refer directly to no object, yet it is possible to think the bulstuous through exposure to grandeur in nature or in art.

"Last night, Sister Helen showed me how to be Bulstuous!"

by Neces January 7, 2009

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bumstruck

The opposite of starstruck; when you encounter someone so awkward, pathetic, disgusting, etc. that you begin to feel overwhelming feelings of disgust, confusion, uncomfortableness

Nate from Barstoolsports.com had me "bumstruck" when he launched his new "Nate of the Union" podcast segment.

by DBrady March 29, 2015

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