Dotard-Bunker

The Dotard's Lair. A physical location The Dotard retreats to during periods of social unrest and upheaval. The Dotard-Bunker can be described as a fairly opulent basement littered with fast food wrappers, spent diet coke cans, printed versions of Twitter's Terms of Service and Mar-A-Lago scorecards with eraser marks.

This is the location from which The Dotard screams at the Governor's of the 50 States for not handling the protesters with enough force.

"I'm coming to you live from the Dotard-Bunker where The Dotard is Twitter-Ranting at protesters"

"Just got a glimpse of The Dotard-Bunker...man, what a Shithole"

"The Dotard-Bunker: Where Pussy-Grabbing is Job 1"

by BabaYaga-45 June 2, 2020

Top bunked

The act of placing another person (or inmate) on the top bunk of a bunk bed, then proceeding to violently eat his ass.

“Bro didn’t you hear? Ricky got top bunked.”

by COCKCHEWY August 21, 2021

bunker

The Scots term for a work top, or kitchen surface.

put the "messages" on the bunker an' we'll have a cuppa

by Linz2809 November 28, 2006

bunked

Bunked - To skip something, such as an event, school, or work.

Today i Bunked a lesson because it was going to be boring.

by Daniel Briant April 17, 2008

bunker blast

A fart. A blast of intestinal gas coming from the bunker (th ass).

I smell a bunker blast.

by Tom Jenior October 26, 2006

bunker

1. n. In the game of paintball, an object to hide behind.

2. v. In the game of paintball, the act of catching someone behind their bunker and shooting the shit out of them.

That kid was camping behind his bunker. He camped so long I ran through and bunkered his ass.

by dark-obi-wan April 16, 2006

Meat Bunker

A woman's vagina, usually very large in size.

I had this girl over last night and got all up in her meat bunker.

by Rowning January 29, 2009