Brunch Bitches 

Bitches who get brunch and are out drunk.

Damn all the brunch bitches are out .

Is she still drunk from last night? Or is she a brunch bitch.

Brunch Bitches by KPeque October 23, 2022

Brunch Bro 

a bro who goes above and beyond the call of duty of friend ship, is always by your side no matter what

Joe: How come you and Kevin always chill together?
Steven: We're Brunch Bros, duh.

Brunch Bro by whattoput August 7, 2016

brunch babe 

A basic becky who enjoys matcha french toast, french bulldogs, and summer dresses. Oh, and most importantly a 4-hour bottomless mimosa carb-fest with her bitches on a Saturday, and then a Sunday, and then on nearly every federal holiday wherein most of their time is spent communally swiping on each-others tinder profiles, one-upping each other's shrill cackling like they just heard the greatest joke of all time, sharing the most recent delicious gossip, or blankly staring into their phones ignoring one another after the alcohol and sugar sets in and they are reminded that no amount of putting on the airs of happiness and contentment and bossbabemanship can cover up their sense of low self-worth.

Becky: "Oh-em-gee bitches, cheers to that! Fuck men, but also...let's FUCK SOME MEN" belches

all clinking mimosa glasses, some of them spilling on themselves, others breaking a glass, and still others finding a drunken way to cheers the air due to not being able to see the glasses in front of them

Chanting in unison: "Brunch babes and basic bitches unite!"

...tiffany: "...uhm, Jessica, didn't you get the memo, we're drinking mimosas today...not champagne. Duh?"

brunch babe by manillakilla August 30, 2018

Brunch Hopping 

The act of eating brunch with a friend or group of friends. To go to a succession of brunch spots, with a brief stay at each.

"I really can't decide between these two places for brunch this weekend"
"Let's just go brunch hopping so we can try both"
"That's crazy! But let's do it!!"

Brunch Hopping by ammoclienad June 26, 2019

brunch was crazy

A phrase used to exclaim that you were drunk/high before 12pm. You do not have to actually go to brunch to say this.

Tiffany: Cole, are you okay? You seem tired.
Cole: Yeah sorry... brunch was crazy!

brunch was crazy by A. Cline January 23, 2021

brunch dick 

The dick given to your significant other after morning sex is no longer available (9AM) and lunch has yet to be consumed.

Justin woke up late this morning but before he ate lunch he gave his girl friend some brunch dick.

brunch dick by jiggerman83 March 22, 2013

Brunch Covidian 

Delusional ammo- and bean-hoarding far-right white supremacists funded by conservative oligarchs who protest shelter-in-place orders by arming themselves with penis extenders and storming state capitols because they can't get a haircut, a mani-pedi and a hamberder with ice-cream.

Boy - the Brunch Covidians were out in force in Madison last week.

Brunch Covidian by MasculineToiletGuy May 5, 2020