brampton

A heavy, nasty fart that smells like death. The worst kind of fart there is, not just sound-wise but also produces a smell that requires a priest to get rid of. May also leave skid marks or be accompanied by a large crap.

Man, I have to go drop a brampton!

Did someone just squeeze out a brampton?

Fuck it stinks, did you drop a brampton?

Dude, did you inject a brampton into my car seats?

Shit bitch, I've been dropping bramptons all afternoon, somebody call a priest!

I was hoping it would be silent and nobody would notice, but it was a full brampton!

by Nigel_q December 21, 2007

Brumpkin

A Blumpkin given by an Asian person

I was in Chinatown the other day and accidentally walked in on your boyfriend getting a Brumpkin, sorry.

by Reginald the Classy October 28, 2010

Brompton

An abnormally sized defecation. The size of the defecation may be relative to your own size and stature. It is either: (a) a defecation that hurts your anus, making it feel as if a tear has bolted its way up your rectum; OR, for the more adventurous at heart, those sticklers for authenticity and bragging rights--(b) a defecation that pokes it's head through the surface of your toilet water and stares right back at you.

Why my oh-my, my ass is on three sorts of fire; I must have dropped a Brompton! (looking at the beast below him or her) well, I say, there's its head and neck craning from the depths of my toilet water--it MUST be a Brompton! I shall call my friends and let them know of this discovery!

by Mikhail the Karatemove Kid August 28, 2009

BUMPTIOUS

Pronunciation buhmp-shuhs

adjective: offensively self-assertive: a bumptious young upstart.

adj. Crudely or loudly assertive; pushy.

Origin:
1795–1805; bump + (frac)tious

The bumptious six year old grabbed the toy from his little brother.

by martleo August 5, 2009

Grumption

Someone with overly large testicles

"That bull has Grumption!"

by Dr Robertson May 20, 2007

Sloppy Brompton

A Sloppy Brompton is when a man wraps his penis in lunch/deli meats and penetrates a partner (preferably anal). He should get himself to near ejaculation and then pull his still meat-wrapped member out to finish in his partners mouth (mayo). It can be made sloppier by switching holes multiple times before finishing during the course of this activity.

I went to the deli for a quarter pound of pastrami so that later, when you come over, I can give you a Sloppy Brompton.

by gurgleberg December 12, 2011

Grumption

The quality of a beer mugs 'thumbrest', and its ability to allow one total control over the mug.

A beer mug with perfect or absolute grumption can be picked up with a single thumb. A large amount of beer mugs have good grumption, but the majority are on the lower scale of the grumption continuum.

by Double Dust January 20, 2008