country blumpkin

Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.

While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.

by Kyle MD April 28, 2005

Blumpkining

The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )

" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)

by The adventures of G-Girl August 20, 2010

berry blumpkin

The act of sucking a man's penis while he is in the act of taking a hot shit on a moving RV that is about to run out of gas.

Betsy Stonehands gave the dirty hitchhiker a berry blumpkin while en route to Birmingham, Alabama.

by Philly Jackson November 10, 2013

Blumpkin Stage Fright

The unfortune result of a 1st time blumpkin giving person vomiting whilst trying to perform said act for the very 1st time. The reciever of the blumpkin usually ends up covered in the results.

Bob - dude i brought that skank Anne over and convinced her to give me a blumpkin

Tom - Sweet!!

Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me

Tom - Shit that sucks

Bob- You're telling me!!

by AlienIsGOD February 12, 2009

Blumpk-out

Like a blumpkin only reversed. You beat off into a toilet while pooping onto a girls face.

"Would you let Laura give you a blumpkin?"

"Hell, I would even let her give me a blumpk-out!"

by Jesse Gross February 20, 2009

blumpkin county

A geopolitical region in the state of Georgia where residents perform felacio on tourists penis while said tourist is on the toilet talking a shit.

Lets go to blumpkin county Georgia, & get blumpkins

by Ampresandman December 15, 2011

French Blumpkin

The act of getting a rimjob whilst urinating.

Dude, Katie totally gave me a French Blumpkin the other day! My asshole never felt so good. Except I completely missed the toilet.

by Breen Brawn November 4, 2011